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Lego Star Wars: Terrifying Tales – Scared Silly

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Hallowe’en has come early.

To kick off its ‘Hallowstream’ Event, Disney+ offers its latest gift in the form of Lego Star Wars: Terrifying Tales, it’s latest entry into the long-running animated franchise. Following last year’s Lego Star Wars Holiday Special, Tales continues to lean into the holiday-themed material with an episode devoted to the Dark Side and its minions.

Terrifying Tales takes place after the events of The Rise of Skywalker as Poe Dameron and BB-8 are forced to make a sudden landing on the volcanic planet of Mustafar. Standing at the base of Darth Vader’s iconic hideaway, they soon discover that Graballa the Hutt has bought the castle so that he can repurpose it into a luxury hotel. While they wait for their ship to be repaired, they are intrigued by the mysterious Vanee (Tony Hale). Once working as Vader’s loyal servant, Vanee spins three eerie tales that are linked to the past and leads them deep within the castle’s walls. As his sinister plan is revealed, Poe, BB-8 and young mechanic Dean must face their fears and defeat an ancient evil from taking hold once again.

Taking a page from Marvel’s What If…? series, Terrifying Tales spins its own web of Jedi stories that may (or may not) have happened amidst the Star Wars canon. True to other Lego Star Wars animated fare, the series pops with silliness and fun, even as the proverbial ‘terrifying tales’ themselves focus on the more villainous characters in the universe. Just like it’s Marvel cousin, the show frees up its storytellers to tell stories without the burden of overarching storylines and continuity. As a result, there’s a gleeful freedom within this particular episode that sets it apart from other entries into the Lego franchise. (I mean, how much fun is it to see the story of impetuous farmboy Luke joining the Empire so he can live his dream as a great pilot?)

Concerned parents may find it important to know that these ‘terrifying tales’ hardly live up to their name. Although there are a few minutes of shadows and spookiness, ‘terrifying’ is hardly the word to describe these lighthearted adventures. (Although, it’s worth noting that these particular animators clearly love The Shining as it influences some of the better jokes within the episode.)

Since it’s leaning into the Dark Side of its stories, the show puts a heavy emphasis on stories about fear and power. (Again, lightly and playfully, of course.) However, Disney does admittedly surprise here by taking the opportunity to talk about the nature of courage as well. As Dean is exposed to Vanee’s ‘terrifying tales’ of the past, so too is he tempted to fall into their fear. Even so, Poe uses the moment to speak into Dean’s life.  Acknowledging his own fear, the pilot let’s Dean know that everyone experiences it but what matters most is what you do with that fear. To him, fear can be overcome when you lean into it and believe that you are stronger than it says. (“Without fear, you can’t have courage,” Poe says.) In this way, Terrifying Tales does a good job of helping kids recognize that fear is a normal part of their experience and empowering them when it strikes.

Goofy and entertaining, Lego Star Wars: Terrifying Tales is a suitable addition to the Lego Star Wars universe. Featuring fun side stories about some of the franchises favourite villains (Kylo Ren origin!), the episode is lighthearted enough to kickstart a month of Hallowe’en specials and spooks. But the best part is the fact that Disney doesn’t leave its kids wallowing in fear but shows them the path to courage along the way.

Lego Star Wars: Terrifying Tales is available on Disney+ on Friday, October 1st, 2021.

Jungle Cruise: Watch Your Step

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“Over there are the remains of my last crew. You can tell they had a good time–look; they are still smiling!  Those smiles are just plastered right on their faces.”

One of the more unique rides at Disney World and Disneyland involves a boat cruise. No, I’m not talking about the Liberty Belle that circles Tom Sawyer Island. Instead, the Jungle Cruise is a fast-paced tour of a tropical river, complete with waterfalls, headhunters, hippos, and a wise-cracking tour guide with a penchant for perfectly horrible puns. The ride is fun, but is the newest film from Disney (of the same name) just as enjoyable?

Jungle Cruise certainly has its moments but leaves too much of the ride’s fun out at the expense of a journey that feels forced in the second half of the film. Nevertheless, there are some good reminders of heroism, trust, and sacrifice we all would be better off talking a look at.

Since I’ve already provided most of the film’s plot, it might be wise to introduce the main cadre of characters. MacGregor and Lily Houghton (Jack Whitehall and Emily Blunt) are a brother/sister pair who live in England during WWI and are trying to seek funding for an expedition to the Amazon. Their goal is to find the Tree of the Moon and recover some petals from it for healing. (Seriously, haven’t we seen and heard this plot device before?) He shares the proposal; she uses her expert cunning to acquire an arrowhead meant for Prince Joachim (Jesse Plemons) that may prove to be useful. She also knows how to pick locks, and it opens a lot of doors for her.

Upon their arrival at Porto Velho in Brazil, they meet Frank (Dwayne Johnson), a wisecracking tour guide who, well, cracks constant jokes and seems to have the entire jungle working to make his rapid-fire puns work to the delight (and disdain) of tourists. He needs funds to keep his boat going or Nilo (Paul Giamatti) will take it.

Enter Lily and MacGregor. She’s an adverturer; he’s like Princess Vespa in Spaceballs, complete with tons of luggage. Frank soon learns he’s met his match in Lily (other than the fact that she’s deathly afraid of water). The journey leads to numerous confrontations with said headhunters and Prince Joachim, who makes the journey to the Amazon in a submarine (too bad it went under).

Once Frank and crew nearly go over a waterfall, the story switches from fun-loving and joking to high-stakes adventure. To accomplish this Herculean task, Frank reveals some unique aspects about himself. Lily has to get over her fear of water (and receives a few kisses from Frank in an odd manner). The tree appears, but not before Prince Joachim shows up (along with various forms of Aguirre [Edgar Ramirez]–some of which are rather creepy). The tree blooms. You can probably guess what happens next.

Does the embellishment of a 20-minute ride into a 2-hour film work? I think that if the jokes were kept at a steady stream and the adventure was more unique, it would be quite good. Jungle Cruise is not a bad film, but certain things caused my mind to wander from the plot. For example, the Disney opening has a Metallica song playing underneath it. There’s a reason for it, but I’m not sure “Nothing Else Matters” quite fits. In addition, there’s a strange mishmash of films ranging from the Indiana Jones series, The Mummy, the Lord of the Rings trilogy, and even Beauty and the Beast (note the color of the tree petals and how the conflict is resolved in the end). It’s wacky and unrealistic, but there’s some fun—enough to justify the film’s run time of two hours.

Director Jaume Collet-Serra found two fantastic leads in Johnson and Blunt, and their chemistry is evident from the moment they lay eyes on each other. Whitehall is on the screen a good amount as well but comes off as wooden and uninspired. Prince Joachim is laughable for the wrong reasons. Outside of that, the main character of the film is the CGI. The river sequences are absolutely gorges in some places, a bit wonky in others (the waterfall sequence), and creepy when Aguirre shows up (hope you like snakes—they have a bit of a hissy fit).

I think it’s important to note that there are a number of specific themes that can be detected in Jungle Cruise—heroism, trust, and sacrifice being three of them. Another, more subtle, aspect to the film comes in the form of standing alongside those one cares about and loves. Although MacGregor and Lily are brother/sister, there’s a telling line about halfway through the movie. When Frank asks MacGregor why he is so close to Lily, he replies that she “stood by me, and for that, I would’ve followed her into a volcano.” It does have a Samwise Gamgee/Frodo feel to it, but that’s one aspect of true friendship.

The writer John Donne noted in Meditation 17 that “No man is an island, entire of itself.” (You can also translate that as “toucan do better than one can.”) It has been difficult for many people during the worldwide pandemic when physical distancing has been the norm. To that end, many have resorted to life in front of a computer, using programs like Zoom, Google Meet, or Microsoft Teams to create virtual community. Over time, however, the sense of unity has drifted further and further away from view, bringing some to a breaking point. My prayer is that we would take the time to communicate intentionally to those we love (even bringing back what worked a generation ago—a simple phone call) and growing those relationships. At some point in the near future, we will be able to stand by those people in real time, reminding them that friends are there in times of need (see Proverbs 18:24).

Until then, we can agree that puns are good things, the Rock and Emily Blunt need to be in more films together, and it’s okay to be there for those dear to us. If it takes Jungle Cruise to remind us, that’s perfectly fine.

Also remember that, if you feel your feet getting wet as you leave the boat, you’ve probably gone out the wrong side.

Jungle Cruise can be streamed on Disney+ or viewed at your local theater (depending on area).

Luca: Finding Your Way (With Some Help)

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“Just follow my lead . . . I know what I’m doing.”

One of the strangest books that I’ve had the opportunity to read involved a seaside town, romance, swashbuckling feats, and unique creatures not indigenous to the local population. It was also a parody.  Entitled Sense and Sensibility and Sea Monsters by Ben Winters, it’s exactly what Jane Austen would’ve penned at her desk if she had a penchant for the macabre. There’s little to say about the plot that isn’t given in the title, so I’ll spare you the details (except that Leviathan makes an appearance). 

Thankfully, Pixar’s latest film Luca does not go the way of Winter’s book. It tells a tale of three kids who, in many respects, find their way in life—except that two of them are also sea monsters.  It’s an interesting concept and is both cute and touching at times.  However (and it pains me to say this as a Pixar aficionado), it’s quite disjointed and misses a great opportunity to dive deep into some relevant issues of our time.

Outside the Italian town of Portorosso lives a family of sea monsters—Daniela (voiced by SNL regular Maya Rudolph), Lorenzo (comedian Jim Gaffigan), Grandma (Sandy Martin), and Luca (Jacob Tremblay).  They’re preparing for an upcoming craft show, so Luca is left to tend to a school of fish that act like sheep.  While doing so, he comes across an alarm clock and other items from above water.  Another monster named Alberto (Jack Dylan Grazer) takes then from him, and when Luca follows him, he suddenly finds himself on a beach, transformed into a human being (not unlike Daryl Hannah in the 1980’s film Splash).  It seems this class of sea monsters has the ability to transform into humans if there’s no water on their bodies.

Alberto lives in an old castle turret where he’s kept all of his collected human items, including a poster of a Vespa. Since neither is familiar with the ways of land dwellers, they believe they can create their own Vespa out of the collected items and run away from their past (Luca’s parents are ultra-constricting, which doesn’t make matters any better). They visit Portorosso and nervousness sets in for Luca—will he be outed as a sea monster?

When they actually see a real Vespa, they naturally gravitate to its owner, Ercole (Saverio Raimondo), who promptly dismisses them with insults. Their saving graces are a girl named Giulia (Emma Berman) and an annual competition of swimming, pasta eating, and bike riding that Ercole has won five consecutive years.  Giulia has tried in the past, but pasta and bike riding don’t always pair well—especially when accomplished back to back.  Luca and Alberto offer to help her win, so she invites them over for dinner.  Her father, Massino (Marco Barricelli), has only one hand but loves to go after sea monsters (he also looks a lot like the father in the Pixar short “La Luna” [2011]).  While this plays out, a sweet friendship between Luca and Giulia begins to bloom, leaving Alberto in the cold. Meanwhile, Daniela and Lorenzo enter town, take on human form, and realize that if they get a sea monster wet, they can find their runaway son.

Will Alberto and Luca be discovered as sea monsters?  Will Giulia finally defeat Ercole in the Portorosso Cup?  Will Ercole act like a smarmy, entitled jerk that has created a pseudo-Mafia to make things happen? Will something come of the friendships between the three kids? The answers come in typical Pixar form with a few minor surprises thrown in for good measure.

Although I think Luca is a fine film with a familiar animation style and a fantastic soundtrack, something’s off this time around. The plot is a bit simplistic and bounces from point to point with minimal connections. The Vespa sequences and Daniele and Lorenzo’s parental mission to dump water on every child of Portorosso get old after a while.  However, the biggest issue with Luca involves the wasted opportunities to go deep on subjects such as hiding from one’s dreams, running away from life, the monsters inside each of us, and parental overprotection.  As a result, director Enrico Casarosa’s film feels limited, sort of like the cramped streets of Portorosso itself. An additional five or ten minutes may have made the difference. 

Two things stuck out to me while watching. One: the cat Machiavelli is a scene-stealer. Two: the sheer unlikability of Ercole surprised me. He acts like he runs the town, but nobody ever calls him out for his attitude, sarcastic comments, and brazen lying (he’s too old to compete in the Portorosso Cup yet is still allowed to compete). However, his omnipresence makes any success by the protagonists that much sweeter.

It is important not to discount the emphasis that Luca places on the value of friendships and helping others find their way. Simply put, Luca would’ve never grown had he visited his Uncle Ugo (Sacha Baron Cohen) and disappeared into the black netherworld of deep water. Instead, he had Alberto and Giulia along for the ride.  A proverb states, “As iron sharpens iron, so one person sharpens another” (Proverbs 27:17 NIV); this certainly proves to be the case with each transforming the others into something better by the end of the movie. Trying to go through life alone isn’t the answer; letting people come alongside to cry, comfort, and cheer with and for us adds a richness and depth to draw from in challenging times. In many ways, this is what salvages the film for me.

Well, that and a few plates of Massino’s pasta.

Luca is available in theaters and Disney+ as of June 18,2021