When searching the toy aisle for the ultimate ?Creep-You-Out-So-Bad-You-Have-To-Change-Your-Shorts? party game, accept no substitutes. Roll on Magic 8 Ball. Shuffle your way outta? here Tarot Cards. In the world of good timin? occult fun, there can be only one. Accept no substitutes and ask for it by name: Ouija. And that?s pronounced ?Wee-ja? and not…
Millions of six-year olds are right. Vegetables can be scary. We humbly and emphatically support their hypothesis with our research as we dissect that staple of the American horror diet, Children of the Corn. The blood’s not too hard to swallow, but the sheer concept could unsettle the steely-ist of guts and will ensure that…
Cupid. Hearts. Coal-mining-pick-axe-wielding-serial-killers. Chocolates. One of these things is not like the others. One of these things just doesn?t belong. Oh, contraire. Because if you?ve ever enjoyed the sheer deliciousness of this week?s feature, you?ll know not since the odd coupling of chocolate and peanut butter have two great tastes tasted so great together. That?s…
Hellraiser is a blatantly honest, FX-laden altar call: our actions have consequences, and unless we turn from our wicked ways, we are in for one hell of an eternity.
The late great H.P. Lovecraft never envisioned his serial short story inspiring such a campy reinterpretation of the source material. But that silliness fueled its shelf life.
Once upon a time, before the luxury of creepy-content-specific channels or hi-tech streaming services preloaded with an endless buffet of monsters and maniacs; heck, even before those fancy video stores were willing to trade you one night of you favorite BetaMax beasties for a bit of your hard-earned cash?once upon a time, if you were…
If you are a child of the 80?s, these words are likely forever burned into your grey matter: ?Two men enter, one man leaves.?
The Road Warrior outshines its predecessor, an uneasy feat for most sequels. It evolves and expands its protagonist well past the final glimpse of the revenge killer left at the end of chapter 1.
The future sucks.
And if you?re a bad guy with a really lame nickname, it really, really sucks.
