Ah kids. They're quite the handful, right?? Always getting into mischief, antagonizing their siblings, tormenting the family pet, tossing their mother off the balcony. If there was ever Hollywood-sponsored public service message for birth control, it's The Omen....
How scary can chocolate syrup be? Well, when you film it in black and white and use it to depict human blood--human blood oozing from prosthetics made to look like human body parts that are being consumed by actors chalked up in pancake makeup to look like freshly...
Yes, it's an obscenely short intro; doubly appropriate considering this week's feature. ScreamFish is about to get real. Welcome to?Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer. Buckle up. Don't ever let anyone tell you horror is a simple cinematic genre.? Formulaic, in some...
Westerns. Vampires. Two great tastes that taste great together. Okay, so technically it's not a Western in the traditional sense, but this week's feature--Near Dark--is a gritty, Texas high noon showdown between the forces of good and evil that will leave you scraping...
Flip through the channels or, heaven forbid, traipse the late-night fandango of infomercials and you?ll hear every promise for every product you ever thought you needed or never really did. ?Headlights fogged? Sand, buff and polish with this three-part restoration...
For years, the most frightening on-screen threat to come out of Appalachia was the sound of dueling banjos. That all changed in 1988, when special effects makeup wizard Stan Winston turned director and introduced moviegoers to his deep-woods demon, Pumpkinhead. Eight...
When searching the toy aisle for the ultimate ?Creep-You-Out-So-Bad-You-Have-To-Change-Your-Shorts? party game, accept no substitutes. Roll on Magic 8 Ball. Shuffle your way outta? here Tarot Cards. In the world of good timin? occult fun, there can be only one. Accept...
Millions of six-year olds are right. Vegetables can be scary. We humbly and emphatically support their hypothesis with our research as we dissect that staple of the American horror diet, Children of the Corn. The blood's not too hard to swallow, but the sheer concept...
Cupid. Hearts. Coal-mining-pick-axe-wielding-serial-killers. Chocolates. One of these things is not like the others. One of these things just doesn?t belong. Oh, contraire. Because if you?ve ever enjoyed the sheer deliciousness of this week?s feature, you?ll know not...
